Try as I might, I can't really come up with too many similarities here, other than that to my eye, these two look oddly similar, at least from the neck up. From the waist down, I'd say about 2,500 arepas filled with cheese, beans and eggs make a big difference.
Anyhow, these two are battling tonight at Fenway. Ichiro, meanwhile, remains appropriately Zen about the whole thing,
He was alleged to take one look at Dice-K's massive thighs, make some crack about Yeats, and then go for a second coming, er, helping of those funny BoSox hot dogs.
Enough telling stories that make no sense with pictures. Soon...something at least halfway intelligent.