Jose Guillen and cars

It's top-of-the-line drives for Guillen

There are so many things wrong with this article, I don't even know where to start. First of all, I would like to know that our rightfielder gets giddy about playing baseball, not driving cars. Seems like that's his problem, he's at the plate dreaming about when he gets to drive away from the stadium.

Second, how can this writer claim that Guillen doesn't like talking about cars when he clearly told him all the cars he owns, how he likes driving them and even what his garage situation is? Also, Guillen is such a dumbass that he basically admits that he shows up for the season just for the paycheck to buy new cars, with no regard for his play or the team's.

Lastly, Guillen saying he doesn't care much for spring training can only sit well with me if he goes out and has a great regular season. Essentially, he's too lazy to do the preparation, no?